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- Don’t panic.
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- Introduce yourself first.
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- If he tells a joke, try to laugh.
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- But not too hard or he might know you’re just being nice.
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- Be sure to bring food.
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- Slowly lure him in.
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- And he’ll probably let you touch his tail feathers.
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- Until he changes his mind.
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- And decides that your sweatshirt print looks delicious.